1: You tell them that you went to the museum, saw dinosaur bones, and thought of them.©JOKEDEMO.COM

2: For their birthday, you offer to help them blow out the candles.©JOKEDEMO.COM

3: On their birthday, you tell the fire department that if they see a large fire, don't water it down, because soggy cake is no good.©JOKEDEMO.COM

4: Explain to them that the reason that no one can see the Christmas tree is because you put on every ornament that they got in their life.©JOKEDEMO.COM

5: Ask them if they got Columbus' autograph.©JOKEDEMO.COM

6: Tell them that the reason that they got no birthday gifts was that everyone had to pitch in to buy the candles.©JOKEDEMO.COM

7: Ask them if the Disney hit Hercules is telling the truth.©JOKEDEMO.COM

8: Ask them in what order God REALLY made the Earth.©JOKEDEMO.COM

9: Ask them if they helped God write the Bible.©JOKEDEMO.COM

10: Ask them if they personally knew Adam and Eve.