President George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
The barman says, "Yep, that's them."©JOKEDEMO.COM
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
Bush says, "We're planning WW III".©JOKEDEMO.COM
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis and one blonde with big tits.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ass?! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"
