"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking fancy meal!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I know all that."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."