What is the Iraqi air force motto?
I came, I saw, Iran.©JOKEDEMO.COM

What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
Two days.©JOKEDEMO.COM

What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
They both have Kurds in their way.©JOKEDEMO.COM

What is the best Iraqi job?
Foreign ambassador.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
You only have to teach them to take off.©JOKEDEMO.COM

How do you play Iraqi bingo?
B-52 ... F-16 ... B-52©JOKEDEMO.COM

What is Iraq's national bird?
Duck.©JOKEDEMO.COM

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!©JOKEDEMO.COM

Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?
So they can see their Air Force.