A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you".©JOKEDEMO.COM
He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you".©JOKEDEMO.COM
He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from.©JOKEDEMO.COM
He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?".©JOKEDEMO.COM
It said "YES".©JOKEDEMO.COM
He then says "What's your name?".©JOKEDEMO.COM
It says "MOSES".©JOKEDEMO.COM
The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??"©JOKEDEMO.COM
The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER "JESUS".
