A man was robbing a house in the middle of the night. All of a sudden, he heard a parrot cry out.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Jesus is gonna get you." The robber ignored it, and takes the TV. Again, the parrot cries out.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Jesus is gonna get you." The robber started to get a little worried.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"What's your name, birdie?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Moses."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"What dumbass named you Moses?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"The same dumbass who called his rottweiler Jesus."