One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, ''Jesus is watching you!'' while he rumagged through the desk.©JOKEDEMO.COM
He replied, ''Who said that?!'' Once again he heard the same thing, ''Jesus is watching you!''©JOKEDEMO.COM
The robber looked around the room only to see a parrot.©JOKEDEMO.COM
He asked the parrot what its name was.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The parrot replied, ''Cornelius.''©JOKEDEMO.COM
The robber said, ''What kind of a name is that?! Who names a parrot that?!''©JOKEDEMO.COM
The parrot said, ''The same person who named that rottweiler behind you Jesus!''
