Mel and his wife are walking down Main Street one evening. They stop at a jewelry store window.©JOKEDEMO.COM

She says, "Mel, I'd love those diamond earrings."©JOKEDEMO.COM

He says, "No problem."?br />and takes a brick out of his pocket, smashes the window, and gets the earrings for her. They walk away hastily and soon come upon another jewelry store.©JOKEDEMO.COM

In the window, there is this gorgeous diamond ring, and the wife says, "Mel, oh please, please, please, get me that ring."©JOKEDEMO.COM

He looks around, sees there's nobody around, takes a brick out of his pocket and hurls it at the window.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Now she's got the earrings and this great ring, and they walk away... until they come to yet another jewelry store.©JOKEDEMO.COM

There's this fantastic diamond necklace in the window. She starts begging, "Mel, Mel, just look at it. I need it!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

He looks at her and says "Whaddaya think, I'm made out of bricks?"