Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities. To a young boy, they thought, spying would be a lot of fun and would distract him for an hour or so.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"An ambulance just drove by."©JOKEDEMO.COM
A few moments passed.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike and the Coopers are having sex."©JOKEDEMO.COM
Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.