A man dies and goes to Hell. The devil offers to personally escort the man around so he can choose the section of hell he would like to be in.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The first section has everybody being burned constantly and getting a glass of water every 7 hours. The second section has everybody working hard and getting a glass of water every three hours. The last section has everybody kneedeep in crap.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Well, this doesn't look too bad -- and it beats being burned or working. I'll take the crap." ©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Okay," says the devil. "Everybody back on their heads."
