Nudity: I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked!©JOKEDEMO.COM
As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my five-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"©JOKEDEMO.COM
Toilets: My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago."©JOKEDEMO.COM
YMCA: A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
Police #1: While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about six years old.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Yes," I answered and continued writing the report.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Yes, that's right," I told her.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Well, then," she said as she extended her foot toward me, "Would you please tie my shoe?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
Police #2: It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"It sure is," I replied.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, "What'd he do?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
Elderly: While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my four-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"©JOKEDEMO.COM
School: A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!"©JOKEDEMO.COM
Bible: A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Mama, look what I found," the boy called out.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"What have you got there, dear"?©JOKEDEMO.COM
With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear.
