One day Lone Ranger and his side kick Tonto were out riding when Lone Ranger jad to take a piss. So Lone Ranger goes over to the bush pulls down his pants and then he screams. He runs over to Tonto and says, "Tonto I've been bitten by a snake on my penis go to town and ask the doctor what to do."©JOKEDEMO.COM

So Tonto rides to town and goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, Lone Ranger has been bit by a snake what do I do?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The doctor looks at Tonto and says, "You take a knife and make an x on the spot where he was bit, then you suck out the venim."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Tonto thanks the doctor and rides back to Lone Ranger and Lone Ranger asks "What did the doctor say?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Tonto looks at Lone Ranger and says "Doctor say you gonna die!"