1. WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Eighty-four, because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom." Judy, 8 years old©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife." Tom, 5 years old©JOKEDEMO.COM
2. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?©JOKEDEMO.COM
"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding." Jim, 10 years old©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours." Kally, 9 years old©JOKEDEMO.COM
3. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?©JOKEDEMO.COM
"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." Kenny, 7 years old©JOKEDEMO.COM
4. WHY DOES LOVE HAPPEN BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE?©JOKEDEMO.COM
"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." Jan, 9 years old©JOKEDEMO.COM
"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." Harlen, 8 years old©JOKEDEMO.COM
5. WHAT IS FALLING IN LOVE LIKE?©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." Roger, 9 years old©JOKEDEMO.COM
"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." Leo, 7 years old©JOKEDEMO.COM
6. WHAT EFFECT DO GOOD LOOKS HAVE ON LOVE?©JOKEDEMO.COM
"If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." Jeanne, 8 years old©JOKEDEMO.COM
"It isn't always just how you look. Look at me, I'm handsome like anything, and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." Gary , 7 years old©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time." Christine, 9 years old©JOKEDEMO.COM
7. WHY DO LOVERS HOLD HANDS?©JOKEDEMO.COM
"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off, because they paid good money for them." Dave, 8 years old©JOKEDEMO.COM
8. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF LOVE?©JOKEDEMO.COM
"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'The Simpson's is on television." Anita, 6 years old©JOKEDEMO.COM
9. WHAT QUALITIES ARE NECESSARY IN A GOOD MATE?©JOKEDEMO.COM
"One of you should know how to write a check. Because even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." Ava, 8 years old©JOKEDEMO.COM
10. HOW DO YOU MAKE SOMEONE FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU?©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." Alonzo, 9 years old©JOKEDEMO.COM
"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually work for me." Bart, 9 years old©JOKEDEMO.COM
11. HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT ARE IN LOVE?©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love." John, 9 years old©JOKEDEMO.COM
12. WHAT ARE MOST PEOPLE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY "I LOVE YOU"?©JOKEDEMO.COM
"The person is thinking, 'Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day.'" Michelle, 9 years old©JOKEDEMO.COM
13. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?©JOKEDEMO.COM
"It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you. That's why I stopped doing it." Jean, 10 years old©JOKEDEMO.COM
14. HOW DO YOU MAKE LOVE LAST?©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work." Tom, 7 years old©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash." Randy, 8 years old
