How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!©JOKEDEMO.COM

What's the definition of a teenager?
God's punishment for enjoying sex.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom?
They'll never see you coming.©JOKEDEMO.COM

What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
SandMandM.©JOKEDEMO.COM

What does Kodak film have in common with condoms?
Both capture the moment.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Define Transvestite:
A guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary!©JOKEDEMO.COM

Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.©JOKEDEMO.COM

What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each other's shoulders?
A scrotum pole!©JOKEDEMO.COM

What's the ultimate in rejection?
When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Why don't debutantes go to orgies?
There'd be too many thank-you notes to write.©JOKEDEMO.COM

What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot?
''How come?''©JOKEDEMO.COM

What is every Amish woman's private fantasy?
Two Mennonite!©JOKEDEMO.COM

Why is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Can you say three two-letter words that denote small?
Is it in?©JOKEDEMO.COM

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A bingo machine.©JOKEDEMO.COM

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One... Men will screw anything.