1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.©JOKEDEMO.COM

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.©JOKEDEMO.COM

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.©JOKEDEMO.COM

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.©JOKEDEMO.COM

5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.©JOKEDEMO.COM

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.©JOKEDEMO.COM

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.©JOKEDEMO.COM

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.©JOKEDEMO.COM

9. Best way to get a man to do something - suggest they are too old for it.©JOKEDEMO.COM

10. Love is blind - but marriage is a real eye-opener.©JOKEDEMO.COM

11. If you want a committed man - look in a mental hospital.©JOKEDEMO.COM

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.©JOKEDEMO.COM

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.©JOKEDEMO.COM

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.©JOKEDEMO.COM

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.