A 47 year-old lady gets a facelift. It turns out very well and she enjoys showing off her new look. She goes to the newsstand and asks the man, ''Sir, how old do you think I am''?©JOKEDEMO.COM

The man replies ''You're 30, right?'' She says ''No, I'm 47, but nice try.''©JOKEDEMO.COM

The next day, she goes to McDonald's. She orders her lunch and asks the young man at the counter, ''How old do you think I am?''©JOKEDEMO.COM

The man replies, ''You're 37, right?''©JOKEDEMO.COM

The lady says ''No, I'm 47, but good guess.''©JOKEDEMO.COM

After lunch, she gets on the bus and she asks an 85-year-old man how old she is. He replies ''Lady, I can tell how old any woman is by sticking my hand down her panties.''©JOKEDEMO.COM

So, quietly and quickly, she lets him do so. He thinks a moment and announces, ''You're 47!''©JOKEDEMO.COM

The lady, astonished, asks, ''How did you know?''©JOKEDEMO.COM

The old man replies ''I was standing right behind you at McDonald's.''