A blonde heard that milk baths would make you beautiful.©JOKEDEMO.COM
She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The milkman thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.©JOKEDEMO.COM
''I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?''©JOKEDEMO.COM
''I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath.''©JOKEDEMO.COM
''Pasteurized?''©JOKEDEMO.COM
''No, just up to my tits.''