A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Buzz off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money," and she tried to close the door.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse poop all over her hallway carpet.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse poop from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a fucking good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning."