Today is my daughter's 18th birthday........I'm so glad that this is my last damn child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those damn payments! So I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her,©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your mother's house and tell her that this is the last damn check she's ever going to get from me, and I want you to tell me the expression on her face.''©JOKEDEMO.COM

So my baby girl took the check over to her.©JOKEDEMO.COM

I was so anxious to hear what the bitch had to say and what she looked like.©JOKEDEMO.COM

As my baby girl walked through the door, I said©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Now what did she have to say?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"She told me to tell you that you ain't my daddy...."