Three New Zealanders and three Aussies are travelling by train to a cricket match at the World Cup in England.©JOKEDEMO.COM
At the station, the three Aussies each buy a ticket and watch as the three New Zealanders buy just one ticket between them.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the Aussies. "Watch and learn," answers one of the New Zealanders.©JOKEDEMO.COM
They all board the train. The Aussies take their respective seats but all three New Zealanders cram into a toilet and close the door behind them.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please."©JOKEDEMO.COM
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The Aussies see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after the game, they decide to copy the New Zealanders on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that).©JOKEDEMO.COM
When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the New Zealanders don't buy a ticket at all!!©JOKEDEMO.COM
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed Aussie.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Watch and learn," answers a New Zealander. When they board the train the three Aussies cram into a toilet and soon after the three New Zealanders cram into another nearby. The train departs.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Shortly afterwards, one of the New Zealanders leaves the toilet and walks over to the toilet where the Aussies are hiding.©JOKEDEMO.COM
He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please."