This should make all of us look a little smarter. Everyone memorize two of them...
Quo signo nata es? What's your sign? ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt. You know, the Romans invented the art of love.
Spero nos familiares mansuros. I hope we'll still be friends.
Mellita, domi adsum. Honey, I'm home.
Tam exanimis quam tunica nehru fio. I am as dead as the nehru jacket.
Ventis secundis, tene cursum. Go with the flow.
Totum dependeat. Let it all hang out.
Te precor dulcissime supplex! Pretty please with a cherry on top!
Magister Mundi sum! I am the Master of the Universe!
Fac me cocleario vomere! Gag me with a spoon! ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?
Prehende uxorem meam, sis! Take my wife, please! ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Nihil est-in vita priore ego imperator Romanus fui. That's nothing-in a previous life I was a Roman Emperor.
Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est. Yes, that is a very large amount of corn. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem! Stand aside plebians! I am on imperial business.
Oblitus sum perpolire clepsydras! I forgot to polish the clocks!
Vescere bracis meis. Eat my shorts.
Sic faciunt omnes. Everyone is doing it.
Vacca foeda Stupid cow
Fac ut vivas. Get a life.
Raptus regaliter Royally screwed
Anulos qui animum ostendunt omnes gestemus! Let's all wear mood rings!
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem! Oh! More! Go on! Yes! Ooh! Ummm!
Insula Gilliganis Gilligan's Island