This small Latino man walks into a bar, sits, and orders a beer. A big man comes in, taps him on his shoulder, and says, "You're sitting in my seat!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The same Spanish man ignores him and orders another beer. The man again taps him on his shoulder, and tells him he's sitting in his seat.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The same Spanish man gets up, leans over the seat, and says. "I don't see your name on it."©JOKEDEMO.COM

He sits down again and orders still another beer. "The man says...I know Karate!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The small Latino man says, "I know JUDO! JU DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE A GUN! JU DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE A KNIFE!"