Murphy's Law For Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Kauffman's Paradox Of The Corporation: The less important you are to the corporation, the more your tardiness or absence is noticed.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Miller's Law Of Insurance: Insurance covers everything except what happens.©JOKEDEMO.COM

First Law Of Living: As soon as you start doing what you always wanted to be doing, you'll want to be doing something else.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Weiner's Law Of Libraries: There are no answers, only cross-references.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Isaac's Strange Rule Of Staleness: Any food that starts out hard will soften when stale. Any food that starts out soft will harden when stale.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Lampner's Law Of Employment: When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot.