1. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.©JOKEDEMO.COM
2. A 3-year-old is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.©JOKEDEMO.COM
3. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.©JOKEDEMO.COM
4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42-pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a superman cape. It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a large room.©JOKEDEMO.COM
5. When using the ceiling fan as a baseball bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.©JOKEDEMO.COM
6. The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.©JOKEDEMO.COM
7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it's already too late.©JOKEDEMO.COM
8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.©JOKEDEMO.COM
9. A six-year-old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year-old man says they can only do it in the movies. A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day.©JOKEDEMO.COM
10. Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a six-year-old.©JOKEDEMO.COM
11. "Play-Doh" and "microwave" should never be used in the same sentence.©JOKEDEMO.COM
12. Super glue is forever.©JOKEDEMO.COM
13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.©JOKEDEMO.COM
14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.©JOKEDEMO.COM
15. VCRs do not eject PBandJ sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.©JOKEDEMO.COM
16. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep.©JOKEDEMO.COM
17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise in a moving car.©JOKEDEMO.COM
18. You probably do not want to know what that odor is.©JOKEDEMO.COM
19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.©JOKEDEMO.COM
20. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. It will, however, make cats dizzy.©JOKEDEMO.COM
21. Cats spit up twice their body weight when dizzy.
