Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he"d been in a bad fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Well, Dad,"?said Pete, "?I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons."?/p>

"uh-huh,"?said the father, "That seems fair."?/p>

"I know, but I never thought he"d choose his sister!"?/p>