Little Tommy Was the Quietest Boy in School©JOKEDEMO.COM

He never answered any questions but his homework was always quite excellent. If any one said anything to him he would simply nod, or shake his head.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The staff thought he was shy and decided to do something to give him confidence.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Tommy," said his teacher. "I've just bet Miss Smith $5 I can get you to say three words. You can have half."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Tommy looked at her slyly and said, "You lose."