Barbie's full name is Barbara Milicent Roberts.©JOKEDEMO.COM
It is impossible to lick your elbow.©JOKEDEMO.COM
A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.©JOKEDEMO.COM
A shrimp's heart is in their head.©JOKEDEMO.COM
People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, you're heart stops for a mili-second.©JOKEDEMO.COM
In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do so).©JOKEDEMO.COM
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.©JOKEDEMO.COM
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas.©JOKEDEMO.COM
By law, every child in Belgium must take harmonica lessons at Primary school.©JOKEDEMO.COM
On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime.©JOKEDEMO.COM
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Rats and horses can't vomit.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.©JOKEDEMO.COM
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.©JOKEDEMO.COM
If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?©JOKEDEMO.COM
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.©JOKEDEMO.COM
A duck's quack doesn't echo anywhere, and no one knows why.©JOKEDEMO.COM
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.©JOKEDEMO.COM
In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Most lipstick contains fish scales.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Cat's urine glows under a black light.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.©JOKEDEMO.COM
If you keep your eyes open by force, they will pop out.
