YOU KNOW YOU'RE LIVING IN THE YEAR 2003 WHEN:
1. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is because they do not have an e-mail address.©JOKEDEMO.COM

2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.©JOKEDEMO.COM

3. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.©JOKEDEMO.COM

4. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.©JOKEDEMO.COM

5. Every commercial on television has a web site address at the bottom of the screen.©JOKEDEMO.COM

6. You buy a computer and 3 months later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid.©JOKEDEMO.COM

7. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go get it.©JOKEDEMO.COM

8. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase would be a hassle and take planning.©JOKEDEMO.COM

9. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.©JOKEDEMO.COM

10. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.©JOKEDEMO.COM

11. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.©JOKEDEMO.COM

12. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes.©JOKEDEMO.COM

13. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.©JOKEDEMO.COM

14. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.©JOKEDEMO.COM

15. You disconnect from the Internet and get this awful feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.©JOKEDEMO.COM

16. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.©JOKEDEMO.COM

17. You wake up at 2 AM to go to the bathroom and check your E- mail on your way back to bed.©JOKEDEMO.COM

18. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)©JOKEDEMO.COM

19. You're reading this.©JOKEDEMO.COM

20 Even worse; you caught yourself doing most of these so you're going to send it to everyone you know!