Sophie and Shirley, two elderly widows in a Florida adult community, are curious about the latest arrival in their building -- a quiet, nice looking gentleman who keeps to himself. Shirley says, "Sophie, you know I'm shy; why don't you go over to him at the pool and find out a little about him. He looks so lonely."
Sophie agrees, and later that day at the pool, she walks up to him and says, "Excuse me, mister. I hope I'm not prying, but my friend and I were wondering why you looked so lonely."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Of course I'm lonely," he says, "I've spent the past 20 years in prison."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"You're kidding! What for?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"For killing my third wife. I strangled her."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"What happened to your second wife?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I shot her."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"And, if I may ask, your first wife?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"We had a fight and she fell off a building."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Oh my," says Sophie. Then turning to her friend o