A few clues to being a true Louisianan:©JOKEDEMO.COM

1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.©JOKEDEMO.COM

2. "Vacation" means going to the family reunion.©JOKEDEMO.COM

3. You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.©JOKEDEMO.COM

4. You measure distance in minutes.©JOKEDEMO.COM

5. You know several people who have hit a deer.©JOKEDEMO.COM

6. Your school classes were canceled because of cold.©JOKEDEMO.COM

7. Your school classes were canceled because of heat.©JOKEDEMO.COM

8. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.©JOKEDEMO.COM

9. You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better."©JOKEDEMO.COM

10. Stores don't have bags; they have sacks.©JOKEDEMO.COM

11. You see people wearing bib overalls at funerals.©JOKEDEMO.COM

12. You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it, no matter what time of the year.©JOKEDEMO.COM

13. You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixing to go to the store.©JOKEDEMO.COM

14. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, or animal.©JOKEDEMO.COM

15. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.©JOKEDEMO.COM

16. You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.©JOKEDEMO.COM

17. You carry jumper cables in your car.©JOKEDEMO.COM

18. You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting" are.©JOKEDEMO.COM

19. You only own four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco.©JOKEDEMO.COM

20. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.©JOKEDEMO.COM

21. You think sexy lingerie is a tee shirt and boxer shorts.©JOKEDEMO.COM

22. The local paper covers national and international news on one page but requires 6 pages for sports.©JOKEDEMO.COM

23. You think that deer season is a national holiday.©JOKEDEMO.COM

24. You find 90 degrees F "a little warm."©JOKEDEMO.COM

25. You know all 4 seasons: Almost summer, summer, Still summer, and Christmas.©JOKEDEMO.COM

26. You know if another Louisianan is from southern, middle, or northern Louisiana as soon as they open their mouth.©JOKEDEMO.COM

27. There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population of 1000 or more.©JOKEDEMO.COM

28. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good gumbo weather.