A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "One burger!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Whereupon the chef grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and then tosses it on the grill.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen," the old lady says.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Yeah?" says the counterman. "You should be here in the morning when he makes the doughnuts."