A pastor was addressing the children during the Christmas service. "Who is the mother of Jesus?" he asked them.

Without hesitation, dozens of tiny voices chorused back "Mary."

"That's right. Now who can tell me who is the father of Jesus?"

There was quiet and fidgeting. After all, no one had told them there was going to be a quiz. Then a young girl spoke up. With assurance, she boldly announced: "I know. It's Virg."

After two more seconds of silcne the entire community erupted in laughter. Of course - we all know it was Virg an' Mary.