A couple were driving to a church to get married. On the way, they got into a car accident and died. When they arrive in heaven, they see St. Peter at the gate. They ask him if he could arrange it so they could marry in heaven.©JOKEDEMO.COM
St. Peter tells them that he'll do his best to work on it for them.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Three months pass by and the couple hear nothing. They bump into St. Peter and ask him about the marriage.©JOKEDEMO.COM
He says, "I'm still working on it."©JOKEDEMO.COM
Two years pass by and no marriage.©JOKEDEMO.COM
St. Peter again assures them that he's working on it.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Finally after twenty long years, St. Peter comes running with a priest and tells the couple it's time for their wedding.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The couple marry and live happily for a while. But after a few months the couple go and find St. Peter and tell him things are not working out, and that they want to get a divorce. ©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Can you arrange it for us?" they ask.©JOKEDEMO.COM
St. Peter replies, "Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?"
