There was magician on a cruise ship, and he was really good.©JOKEDEMO.COM

He was performing the highlight of his show when a parrot walked onstage and squawked, ''It's in his sleeve!''©JOKEDEMO.COM

The magician chased the bird away.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The next day the magician was performing his highlight again (in front of a smaller audience) when the parrot walked onstage and declared, ''It's in his pocket!''©JOKEDEMO.COM

The next day, as he was performing the highlight, he saw the parrot in the crowd. But before the parrot could ruin the magic trick, the boat crashed into a rock and sank.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The magician was lucky enough to find a board to hang on to. On the other end of the board was the parrot.©JOKEDEMO.COM

They stared at each other for three full days, neither of them saying anything, when suddenly the parrot said, ''I give up, what'd you do with the ship?''