A man and his wife were on their honeymoon. The husband took off his pants and handed them to his wife.
"See if they fit."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"They don't."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Now you see who will wear the pants in this house." She thought a little while, and took off her panties and asked him to try them on.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I can't get into these."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"And you won't, either, with that attitude."