One night, a man with no voice and his friend went to a bar. The men at the bar wanted to know what he would like in a woman.©JOKEDEMO.COM

He pointed to his head. His friend explained that he wanted a smart woman. Then, he rubbed his thumb on the palm of his hand.©JOKEDEMO.COM

His friend explained that he wanted a woman with money. Then, he opened his hands wide, bent his fingers, and made them cupped.©JOKEDEMO.COM

He bounced them under his chest. His friend looked at him kinda wierd.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"What the heck do you want a woman with arthritis for?"