How many men does it take to open a beer?©JOKEDEMO.COM
- None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?©JOKEDEMO.COM
- Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Why do women have smaller feet than men?©JOKEDEMO.COM
- It allows them to stand closer to the sink.©JOKEDEMO.COM
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?©JOKEDEMO.COM
- She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."©JOKEDEMO.COM
How do you fix a woman's watch?©JOKEDEMO.COM
- It doesn't matter. There is a clock on the oven.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Why do men break wind more than women?©JOKEDEMO.COM
- Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.©JOKEDEMO.COM
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?©JOKEDEMO.COM
- The dog. He'll shut up once you let him in.©JOKEDEMO.COM
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?©JOKEDEMO.COM
- A woman that won't do what she's told.©JOKEDEMO.COM
I married Miss Right.©JOKEDEMO.COM
- I just didn't know her first name was Always.©JOKEDEMO.COM
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months!©JOKEDEMO.COM
- I don't like to interrupt her.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by up to 90%.©JOKEDEMO.COM
- It's called wedding cake.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Marriage is a three ring circus:©JOKEDEMO.COM
- Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.©JOKEDEMO.COM
My wife asked me "What's on the TV?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
- I said, "Dust!"©JOKEDEMO.COM
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman.©JOKEDEMO.COM
- Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Why do men die before their wives?©JOKEDEMO.COM
- They want to.©JOKEDEMO.COM
A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading "Wife Wanted."©JOKEDEMO.COM
- The next day he received a hundred letters saying "You can have mine."
