There were two beggars sitting side by side on a street in Mexico City. One had a Christian cross in front of him, the other one the Star of David.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Many people went by, looked at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the one sitting behind the cross. A priest came by, stopped, and watched many, many people give money to the beggar behind the cross, but not to the beggar behind the Star of David.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Finally he went over to the beggar behind the Star of David and said, "Don't you understand? This is a Catholic country. People aren't going to give you money if you sit there with a Star of David in front of you, especially when you're sitting beside a beggar who has a cross."©JOKEDEMO.COM

The Star of David beggar listened to the priest and, turning to the Christian cross beggar, said: "Moishe...look who's trying to teach us marketing."