(As answered by elementary school students) ©JOKEDEMO.COM

How Do You Decide Who To Marry?©JOKEDEMO.COM

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10©JOKEDEMO.COM

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
- Kirsten, age 10©JOKEDEMO.COM

What is the Right Age To Get Married?©JOKEDEMO.COM

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10©JOKEDEMO.COM

No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
- Freddie, age 6©JOKEDEMO.COM

How Can A Stranger Tell If Two People Are Married?©JOKEDEMO.COM

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8©JOKEDEMO.COM

What Do Your Think Your Mom and Dad Have In Common?©JOKEDEMO.COM

Both don't want any more kids.
- Lori, age 8©JOKEDEMO.COM

What Do Most People Do On A Date?©JOKEDEMO.COM

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8©JOKEDEMO.COM

On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10©JOKEDEMO.COM

What Would You Do On A First Date That Was Turning Sour?©JOKEDEMO.COM

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
- Craig, age 9©JOKEDEMO.COM

When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone?©JOKEDEMO.COM

When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7©JOKEDEMO.COM

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- Curt, age 7©JOKEDEMO.COM

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8©JOKEDEMO.COM

Is It Better To Be Single or Married?©JOKEDEMO.COM

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9©JOKEDEMO.COM

How Would The World Be Different If People Didn't Get Married?©JOKEDEMO.COM

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
- Kelvin, age 8©JOKEDEMO.COM

How Would You Make a Marriage Work?©JOKEDEMO.COM

Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.©JOKEDEMO.COM

- Ricky, age 10