He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly.
She said - Well, you succeeded.©JOKEDEMO.COM

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Then after a few minutes, they passed some pigs in a farm, all making horrible noises.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The husband looks at his wife and gives a sinister grin and says, "Relatives of yours?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The wife replied "Yep, in-laws."