A dinner conversation that went wrong .......©JOKEDEMO.COM

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."©JOKEDEMO.COM

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."©JOKEDEMO.COM

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."©JOKEDEMO.COM

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).©JOKEDEMO.COM

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."©JOKEDEMO.COM

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."©JOKEDEMO.COM

WIFE: - - - silence - - -©JOKEDEMO.COM

HUSBAND: "Shit....!"