A Martian landed in front of a gas station at 3:00am. He climbed out of his space ship and walked up to one of the gas pumps and said, "Earthling, take me to your leader!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Naturally, the gas pump just stood there. "Don't be afraid, Earthling, it's your leader I'm after. Not you."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Still, the gas pump just stood there. Now, thinking he's being ignored, the Martian whips out his ray gun and says, "Earthling, I'm going to give you to the count of three and if you don't take me to your leader, I'm going to blast you!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

After counting to three and the gas pump just standing there, the Martian blasted him and was knocked down by the ensuing explosion. It also knocked a hole in his space ship. He got up and fixed his space ship and warped back to Mars where he stood in front of his leader on the throne.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The leader said, "Well, how did it go on Earth? I'll bet we can beat them with one army!" The poor Martian was in shock and just shook his head.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Well, two armies at most!" said the Leader.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Boss, they're baaad mothers! He never even moved, knocked me down and put a hole in my space ship!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Well, don't you think we can out f--- them?" questioned the leader.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Heck no, boss!!! "They've got a schlong that goes all the way down to the ground, wraps around them twice and sticks in their ear!!!©JOKEDEMO.COM

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