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Marty and Helen Joke

An elderly couple, Marty and Helen, along with some friends agreed to try a Thai Restaurant.
While looking at the menu, Helen noticed her husband looking at the vegetarian section of the menu. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

"What would you like Marty?"?she asked.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I"m looking at this Eggplant Spicy dish.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"?He replied. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Marty, you like meat and potatoes. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

You won't like that dish."?Helen said.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"What do you know,"?answered Marty, "I"m getting it."?©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Marty, I"m telling"?you, you are a meat and potatoes kind of guy.©JOKEDEMO.COM

You won't like it!"?Helen exclaimed. "I"m getting it and that is the last word!"?says Marty.©JOKEDEMO.COM

A short while later the meals arrive at the table.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Marty looks down and his dish and says to Helen, "Where are my eggs?"?/p>


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