He's teaching her arithmetic, he said it was his mission.©JOKEDEMO.COM

He kissed her once, he kissed her twice and said, ''Now that's addition.''©JOKEDEMO.COM

And as he added smack by smack, in silent satisfication, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, ''Now that's subtraction.''©JOKEDEMO.COM

Then he kissed her, she kissed him without an explanation. And both together smiled and said, ''That's multiplication.''©JOKEDEMO.COM

Then Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision. He kicked that kid three blocks away and said, ''That's long division!''