A woman's husband dies. He had $20,000 to his name. After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend that there is no money left.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The friend says, "How can that be? You told me he had $20,000 a few days before he died. How could you be broke?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost me $6,500. And of course, I had to make the obligatory donation for the church and the organist and all. That was $500 and I spent another $500 for the wake, food, and drinks, you know. The rest went for the memorial stone."©JOKEDEMO.COM
The friend says, "$12,500 for the memorial stone?!?! My Goodness, how big is it?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
The widow says, "Three carats."
