Men are like placemats.©JOKEDEMO.COM

They only show up when there's food on the table.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Men are like mascara.©JOKEDEMO.COM

They usually run at the first sign of emotion.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Men are like bike helmets.©JOKEDEMO.COM

They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Men are like government bonds.©JOKEDEMO.COM

They take so long to mature.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Men are like parking spots.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Men are like copiers.©JOKEDEMO.COM

You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Men are like lava lamps.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Fun to look at, but not very bright.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Men are like bank accounts.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Men are like high heels.©JOKEDEMO.COM

They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Men are like curling irons.©JOKEDEMO.COM

They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Men are like mini skirts.©JOKEDEMO.COM

If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.