If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you are a male chauvinist.
If you stay at home and do the housework, you are a pansy.©JOKEDEMO.COM

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you are a good for nothing bum.©JOKEDEMO.COM

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your rear and find something better.©JOKEDEMO.COM

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.©JOKEDEMO.COM

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.©JOKEDEMO.COM

If you cry, you are a wimp.
If you don't, you are insensitive.©JOKEDEMO.COM

If you make a decision without consulting her, you are a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without you, she's a liberated woman.©JOKEDEMO.COM

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.©JOKEDEMO.COM

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you are a pervert.
If you don't, you are gay.©JOKEDEMO.COM

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you are a sexist.
If you don't, you are unromantic.©JOKEDEMO.COM

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you are vain.
If you don't, you are a slob.©JOKEDEMO.COM

If you buy her flowers, you are after something.
If you don't, you are not thoughtful.©JOKEDEMO.COM

If you are proud of your achievements, you are full of yourself.
If you don't, you are not ambitious.©JOKEDEMO.COM

If she has a headache, she is tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.©JOKEDEMO.COM

If you want it too often, you are oversexed.
If you don't, there must be someone else.