"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I'm tired." = I'm tired.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!©JOKEDEMO.COM

"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?©JOKEDEMO.COM

"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex?©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I love you." = Let's have sex now.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I love you, too." = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.©JOKEDEMO.COM

and FINALLY... (while shopping) "I like that one better." = Just pick ANY dress and let's go home!