Investments in the wake of the Exxon/Mobil deal and the AOL/Time Warner implosion, we wanted to make one and all aware of the next expected mergers so you can get in on the ground floor. Watch for these consolidations...
Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W. R. Grace will merge and become: Hale Mary Fuller Grace. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Polly Warner Cracker. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as: MMMGood ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Zippo Mfg., Audi Motor Car, Dofasco and Dakota Mining will merge to become, of course: ZipAudiDoDa. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Federal Express is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and consolidate as: FedUP ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW! ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Watch for these and invest wisely.