Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher wasstanding at the door as he always is to shake hands. The preacher grabbedJack by the hand and pulled him aside.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The Pastor said to him, 'You need to join the Army of the Lord!'©JOKEDEMO.COM

Jack replied, 'I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.'©JOKEDEMO.COM

Pastor questioned, 'How come I don't see you except at Christmas andEaster?'©JOKEDEMO.COM

He whispered back, 'I'm in the secret service.'